about us

- we are upper low class and lower middle class hessians... sometimes punk, all the time hardcore.

- we rent out our designs. let's talk business.

- We ship really, really fast. if you have a need beyond that, please paypal $5 and a note as to how you'd like your package shipped.

- We believe there is such a thing as a stupid question. at the very least be polite. this isn't amazon or whatever or where ever you buy stuff. the items we offer are rare and special... if you offend us, we reserve the right to not sell you our creations of and for fun and profit.


purchase, word of mouth, and patronage are great ways to show your love and, keep things alive and around and accessible that you dig.